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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 07:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Does the potential of making Star Wars R-rated movies depend on whether Star Wars have stories that is too dark for PG 13 in Disney?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

N.J. resident traps rabid raccoon, officials say - NJ.com

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Pablo Lopez To Miss Multiple Months With Teres Major Strain - MLB Trade Rumors

No way

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you like high heels?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Still no good

Judge tells Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni to work out dispute over dismissal of emotional distress claims - NBC News

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

Video: Street Fighter 6 Showcases Four New Character Outfits - Nintendo Life

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why are men today so pussiefied?

Then came..

share office space ...

Scientists Stunned by 183-Million-Year-Old Fossil With Intact Skin and Scales - Indian Defence Review

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...