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08.06.2025 07:45

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
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Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No way
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why are men today so pussiefied?
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Then came..
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...